Jessica, with the Golden Gorilla, practicing knots, as usual
Here are the rules, so you can understand what I'm talking about if I refer to the golden gorilla. It's a really awesome tradition here!
"HOW IT WORKS:
Someone initially steals the Golden Gorilla statue from Catherine's office. (Using mad Ninja skills).
The Golden Gorilla continues to be ninja-ed away from those who would claim it as their own.
The person in possession of the Golden Gorilla upon arrival at Closing Dinner (ninja-ing is not permitted in the restaurant) wins a prize that will announce to the world his/her awesomeness.
RULES:
1. The Gorilla must be prominently displayed on a flat surface at all times. You may not hide or conceal the Golden Gorilla.
2. You are permitted to carry the Golden Gorilla from place to place. During transit, the Gorilla may not be ninja-ed (see Rule 3). During transit, it must remain in plain sight. Transit includes walking, driving, sailing, riding a train, flying, etc. Upon arrival at your destination, the Gorilla must be prominently displayed on a flat surface.
3. The Golden Gorilla may not leave Mystic, CT for more than a 24-hour period.
4. If you are seen ninja-ing the Gorilla by the current owner, you have to put it back. (Like Red Light, Green Light- if you're caught moving you go back to the start). New ownership begins once the Gorilla is set down on a flat surface, prominently displayed.
5. To halt someone in the midsts of ninja-ing, you must say "Golden Gorilla" before it is set down. Disputes in timing will be settled by witnesses. If no witnesses are available, the dispute may be settled by some competition determined by Catherine.
5. No personal contact is allowed in stealing the Gorilla. You may not take it out of someone's hands. You may not rifle through someone's belongings looking for the Gorilla.
6. You must truthfully answer "yes" and "no" questions regarding the whereabouts of the gorilla. Lying is hiding the whereabouts of the gorilla. (Example: I must answer truthfully the question "Catherine, do you have the gorilla," I must also truthfully answer "Catherine, do you know who has the gorilla." I am not required to answer the question, "Catherine, who has the gorilla?" I cannot lie but I can refuse to answer until the question is posed as a "yes" or "no" question).
7. Penalties for infractions of rules or rule clarifications may be obtained from Catherine.
ADDITIONALLY:
Be careful with the Golden Gorilla. It is breakable."
It is currently in my house. Its whereabouts, I won't say. Everyone knows we have it though. We truly have mad ninja skills. (Although, we nearly lost it to Jim during a lecture...we were all distracted, and he was talking about marine life, and suddenly, YOINK! He plucked the golden gorilla right up! We got it back while he had his back turned. Whew)
IT. IS. ON!
*Edit: I've just discovered someone stole it from our living room last night...Johnston House!! *shakes fist*
